This hoodie is like a "Do Not Disturb" sign for your body. Every hyper-focused basketball fan needs a way to gently remind everyone that this is your "Me Time", and no spouse, child, in-law, friend, relative, significant other, roommate, pet, houseplant, fire, plague, weather event, alien invasion, or act of God is going to change that. It's not too much to ask, it's only like 60-something games over the next 3 weeks, and then you'll be perfectly sane again.